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Joke of the Day
"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."
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"how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever."
"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"
"If burglars broke into my apt, they'd look around, shake their heads and leave me some cash with a note that says 'get yourself some shit!'"
"My girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!"
"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam"
"Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? bu-buk-buk- becaaause! (pretend i made chicken noises)"
"As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women Unable to reproduce."
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."