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Joke of the Day
"Is light a wave or a particle? Yes"
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"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."
"Logarithms... are musical, because they're all about that base."
"My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all."
"At the gun range I was at the gun range the other night with a friend. Friend: ""Aren't you going to wear ear protection while we're shooting?"" Me: ""Nah, my hearing's already shot."""
"Me: My body is a temple Personal Trainer: But what about all the food and wine and parties? Me: It's a temple to Dionysus"
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""