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Joke of the Day

"At the gun range I was at the gun range the other night with a friend. Friend: ""Aren't you going to wear ear protection while we're shooting?"" Me: ""Nah, my hearing's already shot."""

"Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. ""Let's twist again like we did last summer...."""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."

"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"

"How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!"

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"

"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""

"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."