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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."

"A man walks into a zoo, and the only animal he sees there is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry."

"Females on Facebook suffer in silence louder than anyone I've ever met in my life."

"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""

"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""

"Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley"

"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"

"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"

"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."