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Joke of the Day
"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"
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"""No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"" ~Me, to this bar stool"
"How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park? Flush the punch bowl"
"If God had wanted you to talk more than listen, he would have given you two mouths and one ear."
"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180"
"Threesome? No Thanks! If I wanted to dissapoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents"
"""I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over"" - guy who invented the accordion"
"I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died."
"Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion."
"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."