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Joke of the Day
"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"
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"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."
"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."
"Where do Jihadists get their snacks? At the Allah hu snackbar."
".@espn ugh all u ever tweet about is sports"
"I have no sympathy for amateurs who make sex tapes or take nude pics of themselves and cry ""invasion of privacy"" when they fail to safeguard them and they leak to the media and public."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because it's already lit fam ^I'm^^so^^^sorry"
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."
"Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application. Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay? Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson"
"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"