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"scary Halloween costume idea: eye contact"
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"Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection he's already got all the daddy issues"
"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""
"A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, ""Save the children!"" The lawyer says ""Fuck the children!"" ... The Priest says, ""Do we have time?"""
"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"
"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"
"Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes but don't spread it around."
"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."
"[solicitor reading my will] ""He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose], He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard""."
"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"