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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"
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"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."
"Smallpox sounds so adorable"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done."
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
"Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle."
"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"
"""I heard you have unlimited breadsticks?"" Sure do, table for 1? ""Quack!"" Wait a second *trench coat falls, family of ducks run away*"
"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."
"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"