83129

Joke of the Day

"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."

"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"

"What do you call a constipated German? far-from-poopin"

"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot"

"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"

"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."

"[In Club] *slides up to girl on dance floor ""This is my jam"" *hands her a jar ""I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."""

"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."

"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."

"What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it."