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Joke of the Day

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

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"There's no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you...............at that time "
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"My mexican friend told me he is far sided, I said so does that mean you cant see far away? to which he replied >""No, I *quinceanera*"""
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
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"How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself."
"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"
"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."