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Joke of the Day
"What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!"
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"Ask a friend this: ""Hey, you ever blow Bubbles?"" ""Of course I did."" ""Well, I think he enjoyed it. He's back in town and asking for you."""
"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
"captain: enemy sub approaching, activate the sauna 1st mate: dont you mean sonar captain (already in towel): full steam ahead"
"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"
"1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run."
"The company CEO gives a few words of personal appreciation each year at the holiday party. I got, ""Oh, you're still here?"""
"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."