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Joke of the Day

"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!"

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."

"What's the length of the world's smalest possible sea creature A PLANCKton unit"

"What is the difference between a paycheck and a cock? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!"

"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"

"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."

"There is little hope for the person who becomes addicted to cold turkey."

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."