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Joke of the Day
"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
Next Joke
"3... 2... 1... sandwich? You fool! You've pressed the LUNCH button, not the LAUNCH button!"
"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"
"Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with ""I see the assassins have failed."""
"How do you hide money from a Republican? Put it in a science textbook."
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter..."
"Want a rabbit joke? Hare you go."
"why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim? because of a deviated septim"