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Joke of the Day
"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"
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"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."
"In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :("
"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."
"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"