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Joke of the Day
"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."
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"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard I throw them."
"How did Jesus feel when He was crucified by the jews? He was very cross with them!"
"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"A man walks into a bar ouch, that hurt!"
"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."
"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"
"Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter."
"Why are ships referred to as ""she"" A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap."