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Joke of the Day
"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."
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"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""
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"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."