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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"

"""They're looking for you."" ""Who is?"" ""These nuts"""

"A young boy died after having sex with his teacher... His friends high fived him to death. Zak galifinakorishdjignko"

"When my wife and I married we both agreed we would never go to sleep angry. Neither of us has slept in 16 years."

"What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed"

"8: I'm scared of monsters under my bed Me: You should really be scared of spiders that will lay eggs in your ear 8: MOM! Wife: ZACK!"

"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."

"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard... ...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store."