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Joke of the Day

"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"

"I fan speak a little French I'd like to bon appetit (bone a petite) Edit: can not fan"

"This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies? Corpses are still underground."

"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."

"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."

"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."

"Yo mamma's so fat when she went on vacation, the locals correctly identified her as an American"

"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""

"Q: How do you make a peanut laugh? A: You crack it up."

"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""