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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"

"How do you know when it's NotTheOnion? When they're still running pieces on Hillary Clinton."

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire but I've only come up with one: Lying."

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."

"*flashes smile* *smile calls police*"

"What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her.."