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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her.."
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"First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got."
"Match dot com, but for socks."
"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""
"Remember when there were backyard gardens? Oh, those were good thymes."
"""I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..."" Aerosmith = Romantic Me = Restraining Order"
"Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career."
"A man walks into a gay bar.......... The bartender asks ""Would you like me to push in your stool?"""
"Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife."
"Airport burritos. This could be bad news for the people on my next flight."