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Joke of the Day

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide"

"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."

"A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill."

"*Feels the chill* Chill: I have a boyfriend"

"Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"

"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."

"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"

"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."