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Joke of the Day

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery."

"What did the farming professor say to his new students? ""Welcome to my field."""

"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."

"Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate"

"At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time. I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs."

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."

"Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0."

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"