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Joke of the Day
"Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!"
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"What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute."
"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."
"My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea... runs in the family"
"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""
"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"
"Putin goes on holiday! Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."
"Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!"
"Top Six Uses Of Strategic Planning: 6. Politics 5. Sports 4. Investing 3. Business 2. Military 1. Returning home from guys/girls night out"
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""