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Joke of the Day
"My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea... runs in the family"
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"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."
"Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus."
"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."
"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"
"When a girl comes over for a date, I make sure I leave a hammer and measuring tape on the counter so she doesn't suspect that I watch Glee"
"I have a great vocabulary, just ask my um female dad"
"What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd"
"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."
"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"