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Joke of the Day
"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""
Next Joke
"Her: You should drink in moderation Me: Moderation?You makin words up? H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you? M: ...In moderation"
"Today I made a boat with a lot of ballast on the hull. It made turning a bit of a *drag*."
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him."
"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."