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Joke of the Day
"What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy? Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute."
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"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."
"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"
"According to the bloodwork I had done at my doctor's office, I'm 12 percent cake."
"How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone? You add a dab of glue."
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!"
"Hi, what's your name? My name is Yura Phag"
"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."
"The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that ""nudie mag they found in the woods"" experience. #culture"