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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"

"DC & Marvel (GOTG) Dc: I have a plan Marvel: You got a plan Dc: I have parts of a plan Marvel: hahahahahahahah"

"What's brown and sticky? Shit"

"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."

"So I was walking down the street when..... Someone threw a block of cheese at me, so I turned and said, that's not very mature!"

"Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a pear-shaped woman's body"

"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."

"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."