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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"

"Why are there no podiatrist generals? Because all they know is de feet"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus."

"What's the difference between half a dozen dicks and the truth? You can't handle the truth."

"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds."

"What do you call a one-legged Asian woman? Irene."

"If any pandas are reading this: neat!"

"Why is Dick short for Richard? Genetics, I guess"

"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."