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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
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"Leather's the coolest way to let me know you're a bad ass AND that you don't give a fuck about cows."
"Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful."
"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."
"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."
"A poop joke. How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor."
"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."
"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."
"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."
"What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments? Sinko de Mayo"