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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
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"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"How did you get your girlfriend to have sex with you while she was on her period? Let's just say I pulled some strings."
"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."
"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"
"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."
"When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside...."
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "
"Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."