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Joke of the Day
"I tried to have a conversation with a rock. It was hard."
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"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"
"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"
"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."
"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a duck on his head. The bartender says, ""May I help you, sir?"" The duck says, ""Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."""
"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."
"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"
"I'm not paranoid, but I feel like there's someone reading this..."
"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"