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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you convince a gorilla to have sex with a pig? Fired from the zoo, apparently."

"Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?"

"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."

"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"

"Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'."

"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"

"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."

"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."

"Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives."

"I'm not saying she's fat, she's just easy to see."