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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
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"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"
"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."
"I got my first kiss from a girl today.... It was milk chocolate."
"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. And two half-wits don't make a wit."
"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"
"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""