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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"
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"Why Did Hitler Quit Drinking? It made him angry."
"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."
"Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge."
"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"
"Q: What kind of fence goes on strike? A: A picket fence."
"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"
"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."
"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."
"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."