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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"

"I was going down on this guy.......... ..... He started playing with my hair. I mean, what a homo, right?"

"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"

"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."

"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"

"Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products... ...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run."

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."

"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."

"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."