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Joke of the Day

"What two places can you find a California roll? Sushi bars and stop signs. Source: am southern Oregonian; lots of bad Cali drivers here"

"I have failed math eleventeen times or so."

"Dear Hollywood, after all the 3D movies, I've decided my 3 favorite dimensions are: 1) width, 2) height, and 3) character development."

"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"Talking to you makes me invent new swear words."

"Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road? he was two chickens"

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? You can't tell it's in the dark"

"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"