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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."

"Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? A: Works pretty well, doesn't it?"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."

"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."

"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"

"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."

"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""