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Joke of the Day
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"
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"A man and a woman walk into a bar..."
"Why do American tourists talk so loudly? So that they can hear each other over their clothes"
"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."
"When a woman says ""I can't even tell you how upset I am right now"" just wait 3 seconds."
"""Here we are."" I thought we were going to the camoflauge store? This is just an empty field. ""No it's not."" Oh this place is good."
"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"
"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."
"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u wanted? W: OMG M: I'm in a bar not far from there"
"Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into a movie theater? She heard there were free shots."