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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"

"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"

"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"

"OP worked at a pizza restaurant OP delivered ^^^^^^pizza"

"Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK."

"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"

"I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink. So I rubbed one out."

"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."

"Once upon a time... There was an idiot who thought I was gonna tell a joke. Have a nice day."

"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"