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Joke of the Day
"Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment."
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"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."
"Nephew: What's love? Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!"
"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"
"The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House... Thank you for calling the White House. For English, press 1. <silence>"
"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"
"What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers"
"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."
"Getting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us."
"Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture?"