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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."

"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""

"Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now."

"People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy."

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"

"What do women and fuses have in common? They blow when they get turned on."

"I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."

"Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories The library (My 6yo told me to tweet this)"

"My wife just gave me that come hither look and when I come hithered she pointed to the trash"

"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."