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Joke of the Day
"I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line."
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"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."
"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants. I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for me, because it's comfortable... Who cares if you can see my balls?"
"Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so."
"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"
"People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes."
"I started a diet two weeks ago So far I've lost 14 days"
"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."
"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"