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Joke of the Day

"What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers"

"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"

"Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our field trip to the farm yesterday?...""Moo!"" ""Bahhh!"" ""Quack Quack""...""Get the Fuk off that tractor!!!"""

"Don't drink and drive, also don't call frozen yogurt ""fro yo."""

"I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll..."

"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."

"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""

"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"