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Joke of the Day
"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"
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"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."
"[tv commercial] me: ""know what i'd love for breakfast?"" mum: ""what's that son?"" me: ""if someone pre-chewed my food"" narrator: ""porridge"""
"They found a new cure for pedophiles: they turn them into dyslexics... #... so they go around looking for [Pop Tarts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)."
"Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare."
"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."
"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."
"Shopping when hungry means you end up buying food you will regret. Apply the same rule for not being too horny when going to the clubs/bars."
"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"