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Joke of the Day
"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."
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"People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes. But I don't put a lot of stock in that. Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion."
"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business"
"Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics."
"MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT"
"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""
"My girlfriend doesn't think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she's in for a shock"
"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"
"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"