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"Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/"
"If a pika sneezes... Is it called a Pikachu?"
"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"
"Me: Check it out! I'm juggling! Wife: Me: Wife: You're supposed to use more than one ball. Me: Can't you just be happy for me?"
"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""
"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""
"- Knock knock. - Who's there? - It's the pilot! OPEN THE F**ING DOOR!!!"
"Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?"
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"