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Joke of the Day
"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."
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"SuperMan, A Nice American and A fat American were having a race, who won ? the fat American, because the other 2 are fictional characters"
"Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify."
"What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby?"
"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"
"Why don't hipsters like rivers? Too mainstream"
"Was forced to have a threesome with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it."
"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."
"*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like 'drive me to the airport'"
"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"