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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."

"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"

"If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards. These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each."

"dave is coming to play poker ""dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?"" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]"

"There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand."

"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"

"What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator."

"I will give Canada this. Their geese are hard to keep in a headlock."

"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."