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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..? Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles."

"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"

"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"

"I hate when I'm about to hug someone really good looking And then I hit the mirror."

"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""

"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"

"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."

"What is the common trait between men and snow? You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last."

"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"

"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""