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Joke of the Day
"Heckling I am looking for some heckling like jokes to yell out during soccer games. Any ideas?"
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"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"
"NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics."
"I told a joke about Hurricane Katrina the other day. It failed to make a splash."
"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"
"Wait. Those Nigerian girls are still missing?? What about that really cool hashtag we made? They didn't free them when they saw it??"
"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"
"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."
"What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction."