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Joke of the Day
"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."
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"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."
"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"
"Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them."
"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"
"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"
"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"
"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"
"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."
"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"