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Joke of the Day

"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"

"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."

"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."

"My son came to my crying today and said, ""Dad, when you are at work, Uncle Dave touches me."" Couldn't believe it.. My own son... A fucking snitch"

"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"The reason God began calling himself ""God"" was because the name ""Chuck Norris"" was already taken."

"The greatest joke of all time... Android."