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Joke of the Day
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
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"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"""I'd have to say my two favorite things are sex, and not having my head bitten off."" -soon to be disappointed praying mantis"
"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."
"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""
"""Don't be shy!"" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work"
"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"
"How do you make a horomone? You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )"
"The woman selling sea shells by the sea shore must have had a strong personal brand to overcome such a poor business model."
"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."