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Joke of the Day

"Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!"

"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""

"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."

"What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!"

"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"

"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"

"Why does everything taste like chicken? Because God is black."

"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."