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Joke of the Day

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE!"

"What's good for the soul and rarely found in America? A sense of humor."

"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"

"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""

"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, kinda gross, and picked up at the gas station."

"What do you call two crows flying together? An attempted murder."

"I put the short word in the slightly longer word."